| We've lost a comedy legend. George Carlin
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| | 5. If a safe is unlocked, is it still
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| died of heart failure. He was 71. He
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| | a safe?
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| loved playing with words. It was his
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| | 6. The very existence of
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| legacy. You heard it on his albums, saw
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| | flamethrowers proves that sometime,
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| him perform them on his HBO concerts and
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| | somewhere, someone said to themselves,
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| read them in his countless books. Here
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| | "You know, I want to set those people
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| are ten of my favorite George Carlin
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| | over there on fire, but I'm just not
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| sayings:
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| | close enough to get the job done."
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| 1. When someone asks you, "A penny
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| | 7. It's never just a game when you're
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| for your thoughts," and you put your two
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| | winning.
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| cents in, what happens to the other
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| | 8. Honesty may be the best policy,
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| penny?
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| | but it's important to remember that
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| 2. Weather forecast for tonight:
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| | apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is
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| dark. Continued dark overnight, with
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| | the second-best policy.
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| widely scattered light by morning.
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| | 9. I had no shoes and felt sorry for
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| 3. People who see life as anything
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| | myself until I met a man with no feet. I
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| more than pure entertainment are missing
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| | took his shoes. Now I feel even better.
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| the point.
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| | 10. I don't own any stocks or bonds.
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| 4. The future ain't what it used to
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| | All my money is tied up in debt.
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| be.
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