The Ferringo Report: College Football

That's right - the Ferringo Report is back for anotherpulled out the wide receiver option pass. MSU was
fun-filled season! And this year, The Report hascaught with its pants down and the Gamecocks
extended its diabolical reach into the realm of collegemanaged the game's lone touchdown. That's the
football. Not to worry, I'll still share my reflections on thedifference coaching makes.- Somehow, even though it
National Football League, but college will be on Mondayshouldn't have surprised anyone, who wasn't utterly
and pro will be on Tuesday.In the meantime, here areshocked to find out the Crocodile Hunter was killed?
my random, nonsensical ravings about a wild Week 1After watching him dance with King Cobras and brush
in the World of College Football:- The Big East wouldthe teeth of frenzied crocs a few dozen times, I
have to be the conference I was most impressed withthought the guy was the real-life Beast Master. Steve
last weekend. Beast schools finished 7-1 straight upIrwin was supposed to be indestructible. The best a
and 5-0 against the spread, and notched a pair ofperson can hope for in life is to find something that
rousing victories over ACC schools (Pitt hammeredthey can be as passionate about as that guy was
Virginia; Rutgers handled North Carolina). The Mikewith animals.- With all the concern about rule changes
Bush injury has all but eliminated Louisville from BCSand games being shortened, the effect on over/under
contention (I wasn't a believer anyway - not with thatbettors was minimal. In the 44 games that had posted
defense) but it also opened the door for a powerfultotals, teams went 21-23 against the number.The only
West Virginia team to possibly run the table and earnpart of the rule change I don't like is starting the clock
a slot in the National Title Game.Here's a look at howafter a change of possession. That's ridiculous.- Who
each of the six major conferences performed:ACC:looked less impressive than Michigan last weekend?
6-4 straight-up, 2-5 against the spread, four games offOh, that's right - Michigan State.- USC is a machine.
the board.They lost 91 percent of their total offense last season
Big East: 7-1 SU, 5-0 ATS, two games OTB.and rang up 50 points, on the road, in their opener.
Big 10: 11-0 SU, 6-2 ATS, three games OTB.Quite impressive.- Penn State and the University of
Big 12: 10-2 SU, 3-3 ATS, six games OTB.Georgia have both banned alcohol from parking lot
Pac-10: 7-3 SU, 3-5 ATS, two games OTB.tailgate parties. They want pregame to be a safer
SEC: 8-4 SU, 6-5 ATS, one game OTB.An interestingenvironment. I say if people want safe they should
side note is that only four of the 12 teams in the Big 12stay home. Tailgate parties should be a staging point
returned their starting quarterbacks, while nine of the 11for hedonism, vulgarity and general debauchery. That's
Big 10 schools brought back their signal caller. Thatwhat makes college football so fun. The word
may have something to do with the ATS disparity. Or"college" is involved. There should be drunkenness,
not.- Someone explain to me the big to-do about Cal? Inakedness and all manner of recklessness. What's this
don't care who you are, you don't just walk intoworld coming to?- Do you think it's any coincidence
Knoxville and kick the Volunteers around. Especially notthat now that the Yankees have extended their lead
with a starting quarterback that was named about 15to nine games A-Rod is suddenly unstoppable? Now
seconds before kickoff. Tennessee is now 12-0with no pressure the guy morphs into Babe Ruth. But
straight-up and 9-3 ATS in season openers over thewhen the chips are down, you know he's going to fold
past dozen years. The Vols are going to befaster than the French army.- I was at a Jocks and Jills
dangerous this season as they seek retribution for thein Alpharetta, GA on Saturday and about 40 rowdy
Debacle of 2005.- Week 1 of the college footballOklahoma fans had reserved a room for a private
season has become the equivalent of NFL preseasonparty. Fortunately, I left before the end of the first
football. Twenty-nine teams played Division I-AAquarter of the OU/UAB contest. I have a feeling they
schools this weekend. This season there will be 74would've burnt that place to the ground if Adrian
games played between the big boys and their Div.Peterson hadn't put that team on his back in the
I-AA little sisters. Last year there were just 45 suchsecond half. The Sooners are severely on tilt.- Chris
matchups.The humorous - or distressing - part of theSpielman and Sean McDonough were calling the
story is that two I-AA teams actually won! MontanaMichigan-Vanderbilt contest on Saturday. After about
State humiliated Colorado and Richmond treated Dukethe 28th dropped pass in the game, Spielman told a
like the pansies they are.Also, what's up with countingstory about how he teaches the pee wee kids that he
these games towards bowl eligibility? That's not thecoaches to catch the ball with their hands instead of
case in college hoops, so what gives with football? Iwith their body. "I find that if you whip the ball right at
think all that does is give schools a reason to go outtheir face, they get those two hands up there," he said,
and put more cupcakes on their slate.- During the firstgetting increasingly angry as he told the tale. He
half of the Notre Dame-Georgia Tech game I wasapologized afterwards for his "passion". Priceless.-
having serious flashbacks to Super Bowl XXXVI. ThatTake your hat off to Northwestern. They proved once
was the game in which Charlie Weis' New Englandagain that football can be transcendent, and they
club took down an infinitely more talented St. Louisshowed the college football fraternity that their fallen
squad in one of the Big Game's great upsets. Thecoach taught them well.- Kenny Irons is legit, and will
Rams downfall was their hubris and their soft gamesoon join Cadillac Williams, Ronnie Brown and Brandon
plan.You would think Weis - an alleged football genius -Jacobs as the next successful Auburn-to-NFL running
would know better than to come out pussy-footingback. Irons looks a bit bigger and stronger this season,
around against a very game Tech team. Dinky passingand he hasn't lost that burst that helped him gain 1,300
and no rushing attack doomed the Irish to a 10-0 deficit.yards last season.The Tigers dominated a decent
It wasn't until they started grinding it out on the groundWashington State squad 40-14, but may be caught in
that they established control.Also, with six months toa bit of a look-ahead game this weekend. Auburn
design a defense to stop Yellowjackets uber-wideouttravels to Starkville to face Mississippi State before
Calvin Johnson you would've thought Notre Damehosting LSU in a critical SEC clash.- What happened to
would've done a better job. Like, say, triple-teamingthe Metro-Atlantic Conference? The daddies of the
Johnson from the opening snap. That shouldn't haveMAC have been thorns in the side of Goliath over the
been a halftime adjustment - that should've been thepast few seasons. However, they were a putrid 3-7-1
plan all along. That's a red flag.- Sylvester CroomATS and looked downright feeble doing it.- Even if
should be coaching Pop Warner football. MississippiGary Throne had a hard time telling them apart,
State faced fourth-and-one at the South Carolina 45,Rutgers halfback Ray Rice (black) and fullback Brian
down 6-0 with about 14 minutes left in the fourthLeonard (white) may comprise the best backfield in
quarter. Now, I loved the call to go for it, but how aboutthe nation. Rutgers is legit this year and I'm already
digging into the playbook a little bit. The Bulldogscalling that they win their bowl game.- I had heard that
averaged 2.4 yards per rush for the game and wereLSU quarterback JaMarcus Russell beefed up over
getting hammered at the point of attack. What'dthe summer. But until I saw all 6-feet, 6-inches and 252
Croom do? Just ran up the gut. No misdirection. Nopounds of him sliding around the field I didn't realize just
ingenuity. Just a dive play. The result: minus-two yards.how big he'd gotten. He might be the best quarterback
If they had simply faked and sent the quarterback onin the SEC, and the Tigers will be a BCS dark horse
a bootleg - which they had set up by trying to run upbecause of him.- Reggie Ball is the Nick Anderson of
the middle for the entire game - they would havecollege football.- Give me some of whatever Tiger
picked up 25 yards easily.Conversely, after stoppingWoods is eating these days.
the Bulldogs on that crucial fourth down, Steve Spurrier